MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Sunday, May 4, 2014

# 547 - THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN 2 (2014)


THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN 2  (2014) ***** out of *****  or 10 out of 10



( Sniff… Someone pass me a tissue....)





CAST:   Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Jamie Foxx, Dane DeHaan, Sally Field, Colm Feore, Paul Giamatti, Felicity Jones, Dennis Leary, Chris Cooper. 
DIRECTOR:  Marc Webb
WARNING:  Some SPOILERS and some damn good arguments to stick to stay the hell out of Washington D.C. - straight ahead...



IT'S LIKE THIS:  Paris Carver (Teri Hatcher), one my favorite Bond Girls, once memorably told James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) in TOMORROW NEVER DIES (1997) that his job of being a secret aent is "murder on relationships."  Sadly, our poor, lovely, doomed Paris had no idea just how right she was.  Had she survived TOMORROW NEVER DIES, she could've warned the equally-lovely Gwen Stacy (Emma Stone) about the perils of dating someone who battles evil for a living. 


As you folks well know, Gwen Stacy was the heroine of THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN from two years ago.  Now, she's back in THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN 2 - and still dating the titular hero of the story: the, uh, amazing Spiderman.  When he's not wearing a skin-tight blue-and-red spandex costume that emphasizes his small but perfect tushie quite vividly, Spidey walks around in the normal-guy "aw-shucks" guise of Peter Parker (Andrew "Ssssssssmokin'" Garfield). 


If you folks will also recall, at the end of THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN, a dying Captain Stacy (DENISE LEARY), Gwen's cop father, made Peter promise that he would stay away from Gwen - or risk endangering her because of his secret identity as Spiderman.  Judging from the fact that THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN 2 opens with Peter planting a big ol' wet one on Gwen in front of a whole high school graduating class, I think it's safe to say that that Peter ain't paying too much mind to the late Papa Stacy's concerns.


But then a new baddie turns up in NYC.  Last time we had bizarro freak Lizard, AKA, Dr. Curt Conners (Rhys Ifans) who was basically, um, a giant lizard with the intent to turn the entire Big Apple into giant lizards.  This time, we have bizarro Freak Electro, AKA, Dr. Max Dillon (Jamie Foxx) who is basically, um, an electrically-charged asshole who wants to turn the entire Big Apple into a giant cinderbox. 


Then there's Peter's old best pal, Harry Osborne (Dane DeHaan), who is heir to the sinister and mysterious Oscorp - which may be conducting unethical and illegal genetic experiments.  Seems Harry is inching closer and closer to the dark side:  apparently, along with millions and millions of dollars, Harry also inherited a mysterious disease that killed his father and most of this progenitors.  Hence, it's been called "The Osborne Curse."  And Harry will do anything to cure himself - even hurt someone else.  Hence, the "edging closer and closer to the dark side" comment.


Seems like our boy Spidey is going to have a busy summer...


INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW:  How will Spideman contend with not just one - but two villains?  Is there anyway to stop Electro?  And what happens when Harry recklessly injects himself with the same mutant spider venom that transformed Peter into a webslinger?  Will Harry turn into another Spiderman?  Or something... much worse?  And how can Gwen stay out of the crossfire?  Does she even want to?  How can she stay loyal to Peter and protect him without getting herself killed, as well?  Gwen, sweetie, learn from Paris Carver's mistakes and you'll live longer...


WHAT WE LIKED ABOUT THE MOVIE:  Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone once again burn up the screen with potent chemistry, are just adorabe as in the first movie.  Their connection and the relationship between the characters they play is emotional engine that powers this film.  Dane DeHaan is terrific as the good-boy-gone bad Harry Osborne.  Jamie Foxx gives a surprisingly vulnerable edge to Electro/Max Dillon. 


WHAT WE COULD'VE LIVED WITHOUT:  This movie is pretty much perfect.  


AND THE "SEXIEST EYE CANDY" AWARD GOES TO:  Andrew Garfield - all the way, baby...



FINAL ANALYSIS:   Just like the first THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN, this movie is a moving, exciting combination of action, thrills, suspense, character, and romance.  Director Marc Webb, as before, anchors the narrative in Peter Parker's emotions.  While the first film stemmed out of Peter's surprise at and growing appreciation of his powers  (as well as his desire to avenge his uncle's death at the hands of a mugger)the second film rests the story squarely in Peter and Gwen's relationship - which was in its infancy before, but fully blooms now.   And because Peter and Gwen are such energetic and vibrant characters, their chemistry lends the same spark to the entire movie. 


Contrast the dynamic rapport that Peter and Gwen have in this film and the last one, with the Peter version played by Tobey Maguire and Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst) from the first trilogy by Sam Raimi.  Garfield and Stone (who met and fell in love on the set of the first AMAZING SPIDERMAN and have been dating since) turn the couple they play into a pair that you can't help but adore and get pulled into the fray with.  Maguire and Dunst's duo, however, were such morose drips that the film bogged down everytime that story focused on them.  That doesn't happen in THE  AMAZING SPIDERMAN 2 because our central couple are an active, engaging, interesting one.  Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson from the Raimi trilogy were boring in comparison. 

So potent is Peter and Gwen's connection here, that director Marc Webb decided to completely remove Shailene Woodley's scenes as Mary Jane Watson - who  was originally supposed to be introduced in this installment.  Upon seeing the initial rough cut of the movie (including Woodley's scenes), Webb decided that having Mary Jane in the movie detracted from the Peter-Gwen romantic thread - and would have undermined the powerful finale.  He was right.  As much as I love Shailene Woodley and the fact that she was cast as Mary Jane, her presence would have taken away from Gwen's showcase.  With Mary Jane completely excised from the movie, Peter's heartbreak at the end is all the more poignant.  Reportedly, Woodley's introduction as Mary Jane will be saved for THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN 3. 

Dane DeHaan and Jamie Foxx are also quite good in their villainous roles.  In keeping with Dr. Curt Connors from the first movie, these new baddies are essentially decent, damaged peope whom circumstances force into awful situations that finally push them past the point of no return.  DeHaan in particular, makes Harry's transformation from laissez-faire rich heir/playboy to the raging, vengeful Green Goblin, both sad and chilling.  Foxx also taps into Electro/Max Dillon's sense of isolation and abandonment that turns into explosive rage.  DeHaan and Foxx do themselves proud. 

Colm Feore, Felicity Jones, and especially Sally Field are all vivid and solid in their important supporting roles, but in the end, this movie is all about Peter and Gwen.  Without Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone's wonderful "cat-and-mouse" chemistry that they lend to their characters, this film would not have been as perfect as it is...