REVIEW UPDATE: HALF NELSON, WAKING LIFE, and GLADIATOR...

Hi, folks... I had hoped to get the last of the Jelly Bean Grab Bag reviews from last week posted by now. But life, like love, is what happens when you're looking the other way. Such as climbing the stairwell of a 21-storey building five. fucking. times. Don't ask. Let's just say I'm about to get a deep tissue massage from a Sarcasto-phile.

Anyway, please expect the subject reviews to post tomorrow night when my body finally stops aching.

And then, we start our Action Movie reviews for this week. Then, just as a bonus, please note that next week will be...

...Russell Crowe Week. Yup, in honor of THE NEXT THREE DAYS going domestic, we will be reviewing The God Known As Rusty's body of work.

And. What. A. Body:



The face ain't bad either:



As his character Maximus in GLADIATOR would say: Sogni d'oro, i miei amati amici*

*Pleasant dreams, my beloved friends...


Now it's time to get smothered in body oil. A-hem.