MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Monday, April 30, 2012

UPDATE: The Rest Of The April Reviews...

Hello, folks. Hope everyone is well this Monday evening, as we go into May - and one step closer to our Summer Movie Season, starting with THE AVENGERS, MEN IN BLACK 3, and THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN. But before we get neck-deep in superheroes with perfect bubble butts (and hot guys who finally stopped wearing baggy jeans in favor of snug ones to showcase their small but perfect asses - FINALLY), we have to get through the last of our April Reviews. As a reminder, please find them below:

# 451 - SATURNO CONTRO

# 452 - SALMON FISHING IN THE YEMEN

# 453 - THE RAVEN

Then we're into the lovely time of the year known as "Explosion And Eye Candy Season". Please expect the Summer Movie Schedule to post by Thursday evening. Then we're off to the cinematic races...

In closing, Sheryl Crow's glorious ode to Summer... "Soak Up The Sun". Here's to Summer, movies, and that wonderful invention called "tight jeans"! Love. It.