MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Sunday, August 31, 2014

# 555 - LUCY (2014)


LUCY (2014 - SCI-FI / ACTION / THRILLER) ***1/2 out of *****  OR  7 out of 10

(That's the last time I ingest blue crystals at a party...)
 

CAST:   Scarlett Johansson, Min-Sik Choi, Morgan Freeman, Amr Waked, Julian Rhind-Tutt, Pilou Asbek, Jan Oliver Schroeder, Luca Angeletti, Analeigh Tipton.

DIRECTOR:  Luc Besson

WARNING:  Some SPOILERS and more reasons to try to tap into the unused 90% of your brain, straight ahead....

 

IT'S LIKE THIS:   There's that old trope that goes: "Humans only use 10% of their brains."  The theory is that if we could somehow unlock the other 90% and tap into it, we'd be able to do things like - oh, I don't know - predict the winning lottery numbers for next week, rip someone's clothes off just by thinking about it, walk through a burning building unscathed, solve complex mathematical problems in a second, and essentially be Superman fused with Albert Einstein mixed with a little Maleficent sprinkled with God. 

Whether or not it's actually true is another matter.  I have several friends who think it's utter bullshit and that the movies perpetrate this notion that we only utilize a tiny sliver of our mental capabilities in order to sell tickets to flicks like LIMITLESS, X-MEN, HANNAH, CARRIE, SCANNERS and THE MEDUSA TOUCH.  Now, please add to that list of movies about people with super-mental abilities our next review, the delightfully bizarre opus, LUCY.  Lest you start thinking this movie is about the bitchy, ball-busting character from the Peanuts comics, allow me to burst your bubble.

For starters, the Lucy in this flick is blond, looks like Scarlett Johansson, and is your basic dingbat American party girl overseas (this time, in Hong Kong).  And, just like any dingbat American party girl overseas, she gets pulled into some seriously heinous shite because she's busy thinking with her tits and ass instead of her head.  In this case, Lucy gets conned by a fat asshole acquaintance from one of last night's parties named Richard (Pilou Asbaek) into delivering a brief case to a mysterious dude named Mr. Jang (Min-sik Choi).  Turns out Mr. Jang is really more like Mr. Drug Dealer Who Is Marketing Some New MindFuck Drug Who Needs A Mule To Transport His Doobage And Oh Look Here's Lucy Now How Convenient. 

Before you know it, Richard is dead and Mr. Jang and his smelly, slimy cronies are forcing Lucy and two other tragic cases (Jan Oliver Schroder, Luca Angeletti) to have bags of this new drug (comprised of blue crystals that look like Pop Rocks) sewn up into their tummies so that Customs won't be able to detect them.  Unfortunately, Lucy's bag springs a leak and the drug seeps out into her system.   Turns out this drug allows you to tap into the other 90% of your brain which is - allegedly - unused.  And just like that, Lucy goes from Dingbat American Party Girl Overseas to Super-Smart Super-Strong Super-Scary Super Being. 

To wit, because Lucy ingested the Blue Pop Rocks, she can now do the following:  1) do math in her head really quick (I mean, REALLY quick); 2)  read really, REALLY fast; 3) read people's thoughts; 4) slam people against walls just by looking at them; 5) make awful things happen just by thinking about it; and 6) look really, REALLY sexy the whole time.  As you can imagine, this isn't so much a 180 from who she was before, as much as it is complete implosion. 

Both amazed and terrified by her newfound abilities, Lucy hightails it to Paris, where she desperately tries to track down neuroscientist Professor Norman (Morgan Freeman).  Apparently, Prof Norman is one of the leading espousers of the "We Only Use 10% Of Our Brains, I Tell You!" faction.  And she needs him to help her try to manage her new powers. 

But is that even possible?  Will Lucy's abilities consume her?  Will she actually be able to control them?  Or is the world pretty much screwed?  What can Professor Norman do to help her?  And what about the handsome French cop named Del Rio (Amr Waked) who gets pulled into the fray?  Will he survive Lucy's powers?  And what happens when Mr. Jang tracks her down in Paris?  Will a smackdown of CARRIE-like proportions (times ten) ensure? 

Either way, there goes the Eiffel tower...

 

BUT SERIOUSLY:  Whether or not humans truly only use 10% of their brains and could accomplish infinitely more if they could tap into the other 90% remains to be seen.  What is certain, though, is that cinema has been fascinated with this concept for a long time.  In THE MEDUSA TOUCH (1978), Richard Burton played a novelist who had the ability to bring tragedy, misfortune, and catastrophe on his enemies simply by thought - just like CARRIE from two years earlier in 1976.  In SCANNERS (1981), Michael Ironside and Jennifer O'Neill played gifted individuals - "scanners" - who could not only read other people's thoughts but also fatally control their neurological and biological functions, even from far away.  Recent movies using this "superhuman" concept include LIMITLESS, the TV show HEROES, the X-MEN franchise, and essential most superhero movies.

Now, we have LUCY - and it fills somewhat of an odd niche in the pantheon of this sub-genre.  It is not a horror film like CARRIE, or psychologhical thriller like THE MEDUSA TOUCH or SCANNERS.  Nor is it a straightforward action/thriller like LIMITLESS, or a superhero film like the X-MEN movies and others of its kind.  Instead LUCY is almost a blend of character study and chase film tropes, mixed in with equal doses of action and more surreal elements.  The fact that French auteur Luc Besson (THE PROFESSIONAL, LA FEMME NIKITA) is directing should tip you off that LUCY isn't going to be your average summer action flick.  Indeed, this film is very "European" in its refusal to be conventional and its consistent choice to be quirky and atypical.

Whether or not you ultimately enjoy LUCY will depend on how open of a mind you decide to keep while watching this film.  True to Besson fashion, it starts out in the offbeat lane - and pretty much stays there as it barrels forward like a rocket to its unpredictable conclusion.  Kudos must go to Scarlett Johansson for giving us a quick impression of Lucy before she "changes."  Johansson puts us firmly in the character's camp from scene one, giving the impression of a smarter-than-she-looks-or-knows girl who is just adrift and waiting to find herself.  I know many young people like that - just waiting to tap their inner potential.  With Lucy, it happens on both a stunningly literal and figurative level.  

She isn't adrift for long, because her encounter with the drug ring that leads to her exposure to the "super-drug" brings every thing into razor-sharp focus for the rest of the movie.  In fact, after the transformation begins, Johansson's acting is conveyed mostly in penetrating, quizzical looks that are somehow both expressive and enigmatic, at the same time.  For this role, Besson needed an actress that could command attention with little to no dialogue, and Johansson delivers on this score.  However, when it comes to dialogue, Johansson proves to be no slouch in that department, either, especially in a scene where she calls her mother back in the States and attempts to explain her newly-heightened state of being.  It's a hypnotic, heartbreaking scene - and Johansson nails it.  Morgan Freeman, Amr Waked, and Min-Sik Choi all lend able support to Johansson, but this is her show all the way. 

It will be easy for some to dismiss LUCY as an "eye-candy" action movie.  While there is indeed a lot of technical and visual razzle-dazzle on display here, Besson and his writers manage to weave in some suprisingly profound commentary on consumerism, materialism, and superficiality.  Some of these are so subtle that you may overlook them completely - but they are there.  Essentially, LUCY boils down to a simple idea: maybe the reason humans can be so petty, small, and selfish is because they are only able to use a fragment of their consciousness.  Perhaps, if we were to be able to grow "mentally" and reach a higher state of enlightenment, we would know how to truly live.  Maybe we just need to "wake up" the way Lucy has.  Pretty heady stuff for what was marketed as yet another summer action flick.

In the end, LUCY ends on a note that is a tad less strong than what it started with, veering into some truly abstract territory.  Nevertheless, it is still a solid, exhilarating, unusual ride.  One that has what is probably the most trenchant message to be found in any film this summer: live now - but know exactly what you are living for.