MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Monday, October 4, 2010

UPCOMING REVIEWS FOR THE WEEK OF 10/4/10 - 10/10/10

ROAD TRIP!!!!

As mentioned before, this week's reviews will all focus on films that take place on the open road. Some are thrillers, some comedies, some dramas - but all of them are moving. Get it? "Moving?" Ha ha.

Okay. I'll shut up now. Anyhow. Next summer, if luck allows, I'd like to celebrate completing this crazy undertaking by flying back to Italy, meeting up with some ex-pat and native pals, and driving/bike riding from Rome to Naples to Salerno, with a detour to Sardinia, then back to the mainland and down to Calabria - before crossing to Sicily and eating as many blood oranges as I can get my mits on.

If it comes together, that will be a whole new project in itself: The Great Southern Italian Road/Bike Trip! It'll be like that around-the-world-on-a-motorbike thing that Ewan McGregor did. Except, um, it's just in Southern Italy. And I'm nowhere near as cute as Ewan McGregor.

Don't worry: I've become an expert at blogging on the road.

And now, this week's Road Trip Flick review schedule:

# 114 - LETTERS TO JULIET : 2010 (AKA: Next Time, Use Email - It Won't Take 5O Years To Get A Response)

# 115 - JOYRIDE : 2002 (AKA: Impersonate A Cocktease On The CB, Get Stalked By A Psycho Trucker)

# 116 - ROAD TRIP : 2000 (AKA: Four Guys, A Sex Tape, and 2000 Miles In Between Them)

# 117 - THE SURE THING : 1985 (AKA: If You Have To Drive 3000 Miles Just To Lose Your Virginity, Something Is Wrong With You)

# 118 - THELMA AND LOUISE : 1991 (AKA: You Say You're Sorry - Or I Will Make You Fucking Sorry...)

# 119 - SIDEWAYS : 2004 (AKA: Road Trip Through Wine Country? Sign. Me. Up.)

# 120 - HAWKS : 1987 (AKA: Off To Amsterdam We Go To Find A Legendary Brothel - Partay!)