MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Sunday, May 15, 2011

UPCOMING REVIEWS FOR THE WEEK OF 5/16/11 - 5/22/11

Evening, folks...

With the posting of THE HUNTED, we are right on track to segue into our Superhero Flicks for next week in honor of THOR's release last weekend. Please note that because of my continuing dive training for my Divemaster certification most evenings this coming week, the first of those reviews won't post until Thursday or so. Another Sounders game this coming weekend (vs. Kansas City) will also cause a delay. Rest assured, though, that all the Superhero Flicks will post by next Sunday. Pinky swear!

At any rate, for now, please find the schedule below...

#336 - THOR: 2011 (AKA: I'm Blond, Hot, And Buff - Worship Me... I SAID WORSHIP ME!!!!)

#337 - SUPERMAN: 1978 (AKA: Clark Kent Makes Glasses Sexy For Everyone)

#339 - BATMAN: 1989 (AKA: So... If He Has No Real Superpowers And Just A Bunch Of Gadgets, What The Fuck Is Up With That Bat Outfit?)

#340 - CONDORMAN: 1981 (AKA: Not To Be Confused With CONDOM MAN, Which Is The Movie I'm Writing)

#341 - DAREDEVIL: 2003 (AKA: Ben Affleck In A Leather Body Suit - Sign. Me. Up)

#342 - ELEKTRA: 2005 (AKA: No, This Isn't A Spin-Off From THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH - Although, I Would Welcome That)

#343 - SPIDERMAN: 2002 (AKA: Tobey Maguire, Hottest Nerd Ever)