MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Sunday, April 17, 2011

UPCOMING REVIEWS FOR THE WEEK OF 4/18/11- 4/24/11

Hello, all..

In honor of a visiting Italian friend, I declare this week... Italian Movie Week! In case you haven't figured that out from the slide show earlier.

Ecco a voi e il vostro bel paese e popolo, Luca...

# 309 - OPERA (AKA: Dario Argento's Royally Fucked-Up Take On Gaston Leroux's Classic)

# 310 - CINEMA PARADISO (AKA: I Knew There Was Another Reason I Love Italy And The Movies!)

# 311 - LA FINESTRA DI FRONTE (AKA: If My Neighbor Looked Like Raoul Bova, My Ass Would Be Hanging Out That Finestra)

# 312 - SEI DONNE PER L'ASSASSINO (AKA: This Gives The Phrase "Dressed To Kill" A Whole New Meaning)

# 313 - GOMORRAH (AKA: Bella Napoli - Unless You Fuck With The Mafia, Then Its "Hella Napoli")

# 314 - DIVORZIA ALLA ITALIANO (AKA: As Italians, You People Should Know Better Than To Get Married)

# 315 - MALENA (AKA: Monica Belluci's Tits, Legs, Ass, and Smile)













Stock up on the pizza, vino, and the, um, sausage puttanesca. We sure as hell are going to...