Our theme for next week will be... HORROR FILMS!
The reasons are two-fold:
1. Anthony Hopkins and Colin O'Donoghue's demonic possession flick THE RITE comes out next week, and our reviews will revolve around that...
2. The first two weeks of February will be devoted to Girl Power/Romance Films in honor of Valentine's Day. So we need to get some screams in to counteract the avalanche of lovey-dovey estrogen shit that will soon engulf us. God help us.
Anyhow, the list of Horror Flicks for next week are below:
# 226 - URBAN LEGEND: 1998 (AKA: Did You Hear The One About The Movie That Wanted To Be SCREAM?)
# 227 - THE CHANGELING: 1980 (AKA: You Rent A House That Looks Like That - And You're Fucking Surprised It's Haunted?)
# 228 - MUTANTS: 2009 (AKA: I Fell In Love With A Zombie And He Tried To Bite My Head Off - Rude!)
# 229 - THE CARD PLAYER: 2003 (AKA: The Most Fucked-Up Version of Poker - Ever)
# 230 - CURTAINS: 1983 (AKA: I Guess That Actress Wasn't Fucking Around When She Said She Would Kill For That Role)
# 231 - THE RITE: 2010 (AKA: Colin O'Donoghue: Hottest. Catholic. Priest. Ever.)
# 232 - THE FOG: 1980 (AKA: If The Fog Glows And Moves Against The Wind, My Advice Would Be To Run In The Opposite Direction - Fast)
After the week is over, you'll be ready to face the horror of Valentine's Day. Trust me. I'm doing y'all a favor...
Once I deliver the seven New Release reviews from last week by Wednesday or so, we will begin our Horror Reviews...
