6/14/10 - #3 - SPLICE: 2010 (AKA: EEEEEEWWWW!!! - THE MOVIE)
6/15/10 - #4 - UNDER THE TUSCAN SUN: 2002 (AKA: THE RICH DIVORCEE WHO COULD AFFORD TO BUY A GODDAMN HOUSE IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY AND START OVER JUST LIKE THAT; AAKA: MUST BE NICE - THE MOVIE)
6/16/10 - #5 - HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON: 2010 (AKA: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR WIFE)
6/17/20 - #6 - THE CRAZIES: 2010 (AKA: THE PEOPLE ON MY COMMUTE EVERY MORNING)
6/18/10 - #7 - PRETTY IN PINK: 1986 (AKA: THE PROM DRESS FROM HELL)
6/19/10 - #8 - THE KARATE KID: 2010 (AKA: WHAT DOES KARATE HAVE TO DO WITH CHINA? OR AM I AN IGNORAMUS?)
6/20/10 - #9 - SUSPIRIA: 1977 (AKA: IF YOU GO TO AN ISOLATED BALLET SCHOOL IN GERMANY AND THE FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU ARRIVE THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT IS ANOTHER STUDENT FLEEING IN TERROR, FOLLOW HER LEAD AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE)