MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Sunday, August 1, 2010

UPCOMING REVIEWS FOR THE WEEK OF 8/2/10 - 8/8/10

Next week introduces you folks to Dario Argento - AKA: "The Italian Hitchcock." So far, I've reviewed his films SUSPIRIA and MOTHER OF TEARS. Next week will feature more flicks from his ouevre. I hope I spelled that right.

8/2/10 - #52 - THE BIRD WITH THE CRYSTAL PLUMAGE: 1970 (AKA: THE MAN WITH THE NANCY DREW COMPLEX)

8/3/10 - #53 - THE CAT O'NINE TAILS: 1972 (AKA: BLIND MEN HAVE EARS LIKE A BAT)

8/4/10 - #54 - FOUR FLIES ON GREY VELVET: 1974 (AKA: BE CAREFUL OF THE LOVE YOU FIND)

8/5/10 - #55 - DEEP RED: 1975 (AKA: DOLLS FREAK ME OUT, MAN!)

8/6/10 - #56 - INFERNO: 1980 (AKA: WHAT'S ALL THAT WATER DOING DOWN THERE?)

8/7/10 - #57 - TENEBRE: 1982 (AKA: ONCE YOU ELIMINATE THE IMPOSSIBLE, WHATEVER REMAINS - HOWEVER IMPROBABLE - WILL FUCK YOU UP)

8/8/10 - #58 - PHENOMENA: 1984 (AKA: SOME ADVICE - DON'T FUCK WITH A CHICK WHO CAN CONTROL INSECTS)

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