MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Sunday, August 29, 2010

UPCOMING REVIEWS FOR WEEK OF 8/30/10 - 9/5/10

In honor of one of my favorite snacks, next week will be "a Jelly-Bean grab-bag" week. Which means: all sorts of flavors in one bag. Yup, anything goes, baby. Any genre, anytime. And this won't be the last "Jelly-Bean grab-bag" week. Because variety is the spice of life.

# 79 - WHEN IN ROME: 2010 (AKA: ITALY IS MY FAVORITE COUNTRY. DEAL WITH IT...)

# 80 - DESPICABLE ME: 2010 (AKA: BLOFELD ADOPTS)

# 81 - THE LOSERS: 2010 (AKA: ZOE SALDANDA PLUS CHRIS EVANS EQUALS: MY, IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE...)

# 82 - UP: 2010 (AKA: THE BALLOON THING IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT, BY THE WAY...)

# 83 - BASIC INSTINCT: 1993 (AKA: HOW'S MY COOCH LOOK IN THIS LIGHT?)

# 84 - THE FULL MONTY: 1997 (AKA: YOU, SIRS, ARE NO CHRIS EVANS, SAM WORTHINGTONS, OR RUSSELL CROWES)

# 85 - MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE: 1999 (AKA: THE LAST TIME I TRACED A LETTER TO ITS MYSTERIOUS OWNER, HE DEFINITELY DIDN'T LOOK LIKE KEVIN COSTNER)