MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Sunday, September 23, 2012

Fall 2012 Movie Schedule...


Hello, folks.... It's been a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful weekend on all fronts. The End of Summer is upon us (even though we officially commemorated it last week with much wine and partying). Summer is always great, but the Fall has its own rewards. With that in mind, please find below our Fall movies. The reviews will start posting this week.

Also, please note that once we hit review # 500 at the end of the Fall, we will have to scale our reviews back considerably for 2013 and onward - due to major writing projects (old and new) and other creative endeavors that are really starting to heat up. Please expect only a few reviews to post every month, no more than 5, as time is becoming even more precious. It's all good, though. It's all very good.

Without further ado, please see our Fall flicks below. Please note that October will be Horror Movie Month - so except mostly scary movies in the Month of Halloween, my favorite Holiday.



# 481 - THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY (AKA: Henry Cavill Pretends He's Jason Bourne - Color Me Unimpressed)

# 482 - HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET (AKA: Freakazoids Who Live Down The Lane)

# 483 - HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA (AKA: Home Sweet Home)

# 484 - THE TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE (AKA: Clint Eastwood Plays Another Grumpy Old Man)

# 485 - THE FOG (AKA: Stop The Shitty Remakes Already)

# 486 - THE ORPHANAGE (AKA: So Much For That Spanish Holiday)

# 487 - PRINCE OF DARKNESS (AKA: Lucifer Does The Prodigal Son Thang)

# 488 - TERROR TRAIN (AKA: The Frat Party From Hell)

# 489 - SINISTER (AKA: This Is Why I Don't Go Rummaging Through Old Boxes In The Attic)

# 490 - HALLOWEEN (AKA: Open Season On Babysitters)

# 491 - CLOUD ATLAS (AKA: TITANIC Meets Reincarnation)

# 492 - TAKEN 2 (AKA: Liam Neeson Does Sexy Deadly Daddy Thang Again)

# 493 - PITCH PERFECT (AKA: American Idol On Crack)

# 494 - SKYFALL (AKA: My Boy Bond Bust Shit Up Again)

# 495 - WRECK IT RALPH (AKA: A Cartoon For Video Gamers - Fucking Finally!)

# 496 - PLAYING FOR KEEPS (AKA: Finally - Another American Soccer Movie!!)

# 497 - THE HOBBIT (AKA: Tolkien Fanboys Jizz Themselves Once Again)

# 498 - THIS MUST BE THE PLACE (AKA: Sean Penn Goes Goofy Again - HURRAY!)

# 499 - THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS (AKA: My Man Russell Crowe Goes Kung Fu On Us - HELL TO THE YEAH!!!)

# 500 - 500 DAYS OF SUMMER (AKA: When Harry Met Sally For The Facebook Crowd)

Please note that the order of the films (and some of the films themselves) may change around, depending on screening availability and time constraints.

Have a great week, folks. Here's to the arrival of Fall! : )