MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Sunday, June 13, 2010

UPCOMING REVIEWS FOR THE WEEK OF 6/14/10 - 6/20/10...

6/14/10 - #3 - SPLICE: 2010 (AKA: EEEEEEWWWW!!! - THE MOVIE)

6/15/10 - #4 - UNDER THE TUSCAN SUN: 2002 (AKA: THE RICH DIVORCEE WHO COULD AFFORD TO BUY A GODDAMN HOUSE IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY AND START OVER JUST LIKE THAT; AAKA: MUST BE NICE - THE MOVIE)

6/16/10 - #5 - HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON: 2010 (AKA: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR WIFE)

6/17/20 - #6 - THE CRAZIES: 2010 (AKA: THE PEOPLE ON MY COMMUTE EVERY MORNING)

6/18/10 - #7 - PRETTY IN PINK: 1986 (AKA: THE PROM DRESS FROM HELL)

6/19/10 - #8 - THE KARATE KID: 2010 (AKA: WHAT DOES KARATE HAVE TO DO WITH CHINA? OR AM I AN IGNORAMUS?)

6/20/10 - #9 - SUSPIRIA: 1977 (AKA: IF YOU GO TO AN ISOLATED BALLET SCHOOL IN GERMANY AND THE FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU ARRIVE THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT IS ANOTHER STUDENT FLEEING IN TERROR, FOLLOW HER LEAD AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE)