MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Wednesday, March 30, 2011

REVIEW UPDATE: CRIMINAL LAW vs. LEGALLY BLONDE...

Hi, folks...

Hope everyone is doin' fine on Hump Day Eve. Just a quick update. As much as I wanted to make LEGALLY BLONDE our last Courtroom Flick, I'm going to have to postpone it for another Girl Power Week next month - and put CRIMINAL LAW back on the roster. The reasons are threefold:

1. Only a small part of LEGALLY BLONDE actually takes place in court. Most of it is in Law School. So it's not actually a Courtroom Flick.

2. LEGALLY BLONDE is such a great showcase for Reese Witherspoon and the strong role she plays in it, that the movie deserves to be reviewed along with other Girl Power Flicks.

3. The biggest reason: CRIMINAL LAW was recommended by a loyal viewer, and if I don't review it now during Courtroom Flick Week, I don't know when I'll be able to.

Hope you folks understand. I love LEGALLY BLONDE and blondes everywhere, for that matter, but I gotz to honor my promise to my viewer and review CRIMINAL LAW instead. Don't worry: LEGALLY BLONDE will make an appearance on our review roster soon as a Girl Power Flick. It's one of my faves, and it paints Blondes everywhere in a very good light. I've always hated that "Dumb Blond" Stereotype. All the blondes I know are pretty damn smart, thank you very much. Whoever invented that Stereotype needs to be tarred and feathered.

Please expect the review for CRIMINAL LAW to post tomorrow night. I wanted to post it tonight, so we could get started with our Soccer/Football Flicks, but I am beat from excessive biking and, well, other physical activities. Ahem.

Anyway, once CRIMINAL LAW posts, we can get started with our Soccer Flicks. Cannot wait. We've got some great stuff, folks...