MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Saturday, August 7, 2010

REVIEW UPDATE: FLIES, RED, INFERNO, AND TENEBRAE...

Now I've done it. I've put my social life above my duties as an armchair critic. Which means I have four reviews to post today. Please excuse me. I figured since this week is dedicated to Dario Argento, I'd mimic the Italian way of taking it nice and slow. Of course, that's all I can mimic, because I'll never be as beautiful as one of them. Then again, there is plastic surgery. Hmmmmm....

Ciao ciao....