In honor of PIRANHA 3-D's release last weekend, next week's reviews will focus on older horror films and their recent modern remakes - some great, some okay, and some... well, let's just say, "Thank God for the FAST FORWARD button."
# 73 - THE HAUNTING : 1961 (AKA: THE CARETAKERS ARE CREEPIER THAN THE HOUSE)
# 74 - THE HAUNTING : 1999 (AKA: THE INTERIOR DESIGNER NEEDS TO CHECK INTO DETOX AND TAKE THE DIRECTOR WITH HIM.)
# 75 - JU-ON - THE GRUDGE : 2003 (AKA: THAT GLARE ALL YOU GOT, GHOST-BITCH? COME ON! BRING IT!)
# 76 - THE GRUDGE: 2004 (AKA: AMERICANS IN JAPAN EQUALS FUNNY DEATHS)
# 77 - MY BLOODY VALENTINE : 1981 (AKA: FALLING IN LOVE WITH A COAL-MINER IS MURDER)
# 78 - MY BLOODY VALENTINE : 2008 (AKA: GET YOUR FUCKING PICKAXE OUT MY POPCORN, DUDE!)
# 79 - PIRANHA 3-D : 2010 (AKA: JAWS - ONLY SMALLER, UGLIER, FASTER, AND, UH, MANY-ER)
