MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Thursday, October 7, 2010

REVIEW UPDATE: GIALLO coming on Friday....

Hi, folks... Just one more day to the weekend and magic time again. With Columbus Day we're looking down the barrell of a 72-hour stretch of decompression time.

And then there are folks like Clark Kent, who's looking at about three weeks of vacation time in Bella Italia starting next week. If I wasn't so happy for him, I'd smack him upside the head with envy. But there's always my road trip next year. Something to look forward to. In the meantime, let's hope Clark has a blast (how could he not? this is Italia) and comes back safely.

Speaking of Italy and safety, our next review will post tomorrow: Dario Argento's latest horror opus, the very fucked-up GIALLO. Dario, Dario, Dario... what the hell have you been smoking, dude? Read about it tomorrow.

Then I will begin the crazy and near-masochistic task of getting all seven of this week's Road Trip Movie reviews posted by Sunday... Good thing I like getting slapped around. Ahem.

Buona Serata, folks. Have great dreams tonight...