MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Sunday, November 28, 2010

UPCOMING REVIEWS FOR THE WEEK OF 11/29/10 - 12/5/10

Are you ready to get wet?

I am. So without further ado (someone check my spelling) let's jump, fins first, into Scuba Diving/Underwater Movie week!

Please find the list of films below:

# 170 - OCEANS (AKA: Sometimes You Just Gotta Watch A Documentary Where A Great White Shark Uses A Seal As An Appetizer)

# 171 - THE CAVE (AKA: Sexy Hot Thangs In Wetsuits Trapped In A Killer Cave)

# 172 - THE ABYSS (AKA: Sexy Hot Thangs In Wetsuits Tangling With Aliens Underwater)

# 173 - INTO THE BLUE (AKA: Paul Walker's Pecs And Jessica Alba's Ass)

# 174 - FOOL'S GOLD (AKA: Memo To Matthew McConaughey: Stop Waxing Your Chest. Seriously. Hairy Chest = Good Thing.)

# 175 - JAWS 3 (AKA: Killer Shark Shows Up, Sea World Stock Goes Through The Floor)

# 176 - THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU (AKA: Bill Murray, Fucking Hilarious Scuba Diver. AAKA: My Idol)













And don't forget Bonus Review # 3: TANGLED. It'll post sometime mid-week...

Now, let's get wet!

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