MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Sunday, November 14, 2010

UPCOMING REVIEWS FOR WEEKS OF 11/15/10 - 11/28/10 (TWO WEEKS)

Hello, all. As promised, please find next week's movie list -as well as the following week's. Russell Crowe Week will be followed by Girl Power Week # 2.

RUSSELL CROWE WEEK:

# 156 - THE NEXT THREE DAYS: 2010 (AKA: Rusty Crowe, Husband of the Year!)

# 157 - VIRTUOSITY: 1994 (AKA: Four words: Russell. Crowe. Ass. Shot.)

# 158 - THE SUM OF US: 1992 (AKA: Russell Crowe Goes Gay. PARTAY!)

# 159 - PROOF OF LIFE: 2001 (AKA: Meg Ryan Drools Over Russell Crowe. AAKA: BACK OFF, BITCH!!! HE‘S MINE!!!)

# 160 - L.A. CONFIDENTIAL: 1997 (AKA: Rusty’s Debutante Ball)

# 161 - 3:10 TO YUMA: 2007 (AKA: Russell Crowe Goes The Hannibal Lecter Thang)

# 162 - MASTER AND COMMANDER: 2003 (AKA: Russell Crowe Captains An Entire Ship. Need a Deckhand?)




GIRL POWER WEEK:

# 163 - SOMETHING’S GOTTA GIVE: 2004 (AKA: A Little Story About Jack And Diane)

# 164 - RUMOR HAS IT: 2005 (AKA: Let Me Get This Straight: You Used To Think He Was Your Father - Now You’re Sleeping With Him?)

# 165 - DIABOLIQUE: 1996 (AKA: Ladies, It Might Be Less Trouble To Consult With A Divorce Attorney. I‘m Just Saying…)

# 166 - THE INTERPRETER: 2005 (AKA: Next Time, Nicole, Leave The Fucking Flute Behind)

# 167 - CRUSH: 2001 (AKA: 40-Year-Old Woman Has Affair With 25-Year-Old Stud Muffin. SIGN. ME. UP!!!)

# 168 - MORNING GLORY: 2010 (AKA: Rachel McAdams Vs. Harrison Ford Equals This Better Be Good)

# 169 - THE RING: 2002 (AKA: Pretty Strong Argument For Tossing Your VCR Out The Window)










Some great heroines, we have here...

Have a great week!