MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Thursday, January 19, 2012

UPCOMING REVIEWS FOR 1/23/12 - 2/3/12

Evening, folks...

Hope everyone's doing great thus far, and having a blast. We're right on schedule with our film reviews. I still owe you folks HUMPDAY and FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF for this week. Yup, our list changed a bit because I pulled BELLA and MONEYBALL to save them for the Valentine's Celebration for most of the month of February. They're great examples of "Love of Sports" movies.

Speaking of the Month of Love, the last two weeks of January will be devoted to... thrillers. Since most of February will be devoted to movies about love in all its shapes and sizes, we have to get all the adrenaline out of our system. I've chosen a bunch of thrillers, mostly recommendations with a couple of personal favorites, to also mark the release of THE GREY and HAYWIRE in theaters and ABDUCTION on DVD. Yup. Once we get the thrills and chills out of our system, we'll be ready for a month of Amore.

Please see our Thriller Schedule for the next two weeks below:



# 426 - THE RECRUIT (AKA: If All CIA Agents Looked Like Colin Farrell And Bridget Moynahan, I Would Gladly Be A Bad Guy Just So They Could Frisk Me)

# 427 - CELLULAR (AKA: Jason Statham And Chris Evans In One Movie - I Think I Just Died And Went To A "Happy Ending" Sauna)

# 428 - THE FIRM (AKA: Goddamn That Fucking Placement Office)

# 429 - ENTRAPMENT (AKA: Catherine Zeta Jones In A Catsuit - Partay!)

# 430 - THE GREY (AKA: More Reasons Not To Fly Anywhere North of Seattle)

# 431 - ABDUCTION (AKA: Taylor Lautner Plays A Bastard - No, He's Literally A Bastard, As In: An Illegitimate Spawn)

# 432 - HAYWIRE (AKA: Jason Bourne - With Tits)

# 433 - THE CLIENT (AKA: Susan Sarandon - Best. Lawyah. Evah.)

















Please expect the reviews for HUMPDAY and FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF to post sometime this weekend. Have a great one, folks!