MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Monday, September 6, 2010

UPCOMING REVIEWS FOR THE WEEK OF 9/6/10 - 9/12/10

Next weekend heralds the arrival of the latest RESIDENT EVIL flick. I am neither here nor there about the series, but very fond of its star MILLA JOVOVICH - so expect next week's reviews to focus on zombie flicks of all shapes and colors. After all, the dead are just as diverse as the living.

# 86 - NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD: 1968 (AKA: SEVEN STRANGERS AND A FARMHOUSE - AND A FUCKLOAD OF ZOMBIES)

# 87 - DAWN OF THE DEAD: 1979 (AKA: ABANDONED MALL PLUS ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE EQUALS GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS SCENARIO)

# 88 - ZOMBIE: 1980 (AKA: DAWN OF THE DEAD - ITALIAN-STYLE)

# 89 - DAWN OF THE DEAD: 2003 (AKA: RUNNING ZOMBIES? WTF?)

# 90 - DEAD AND BURIED: 1981 (AKA: I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I DON'T TRUST MORTICIANS)

# 91 - RESIDENT EVIL: 2002 (AKA: WHERE THE HELL ARE THE ZOMBIES?)

# 92 - RESIDENT EVIL AFTERLIFE: 2010 (AKA: ZOMBIES IN 3-D? FINALLY!)