MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Wednesday, February 2, 2011

REVIEW UPDATE: Valentine's Week...

Hiya, folks...

Hope everyone is doing great tonight. Sorry for not getting THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR posted yet. It'll post soon. I was busy breaking bread and wine with some fellow lushes. The best things about vino are: (1) sharing it with fellow insane friends; and (2) getting carded every time I buy some bottles of it! Trust me: the older you folks get, the more you'll want that.

Anyhow, just also wanted to let you folks know that I am releasing the film schedule for the next two weeks to get them out of the way. The weeks before and after Valentine's Day will, naturally, be about love. We will be reviewing fourteen flicks that deal with love in all its shapes and sizes. From all around the world...

But not just romantic love. We're talking love of all kinds: romantic, platonic, gay, lesbian, straight, brotherly, sisterly, familial, paternal, maternal, gentle, harsh, sarcastic, and even love for an alien. Yup, we're thinking outside the box for this Valentine's, people. No Corny Romantic Comedy overdose for this armchair critic. Trust me - you will thank me later.

Please expect the Love Movies schedule to post shortly. Then THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR will post... and we go from there. Just to show you how out of the box we are going to be for Valentine's, please see the posters for a few of the movies below:

Oh, this is going to be fun...

Dude, pull my finger...

Girls Gone Wild!!!

The French Do It Again...

You know, they say that arguing and bickering is just foreplay-in-disguise...

Who loves you, baby?

Hang tight for the schedule after THOMAS CROWN posts...
It's going to be an interesting two weeks. Hang on...

Stay tuned...