MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Thursday, May 5, 2011

REVIEW UPDATE: The Action Flicks....

Hello, folks... As promised, the Action Flicks will start posting tonight in a series of "Lightning Reviews" - meaning fast and crisp, like a good action movie. As a reminder, please find the list below. Please note there have been a couple of substitutions. For the better...

# 316 - SPEED: 1994 (AKA: Keanu Reeves And I Do Not Look Alike - Stop It, Already)

# 317 - THE BOURNE SUPREMACY: 2004 (AKA: Jason Bourne Meets Pamela Landy - There Goes The Neighborhood)

# 318 - SOURCE CODE: 2011 (AKA: Jake Gylenhaal Relives The Same 8 Minutes Over And Over Again - Kind Of Like A Really Bad Date)

# 319 - THE PEACEMAKER: 1997 (AKA: Nicole Kidman Plays A Much More Believable Nuclear Physicist Than Denise Richards)

# 320 - DIE ANOTHER DAY: 2002 (AKA: James Bond Vs. A Space Laser Beam And A White Dude Who Used To Be Asian)

# 321 - KILL BILL VOL 1: 2003 (AKA: Uma Thurman Can Kick My Ass Any Day)

# 322 - MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3: 2006 (AKA: Maggie Q As A Spy? Sign Me Up)

Fasten your seatbelts. Here we go...