MOVIE RATING SCALE:

***** (Spectacular) 10

****1/2 (Excellent) 9

**** (Very Good) 8

***1/2 (Good) 7

*** (Above Average) 6

**1/2 (Average) 5

** (Below Average) 4

*1/2 (Mediocre) 3

* (Awful) 2

1/2 (Abysmal) 1

0 (Worthless) 0


Wednesday, May 4, 2011

REVIEW UPDATE: Last week's Action Flicks, this week's Horror Flicks, and next week's Northwest Flicks...

Hi, all... with the posting of MALENA, we have all of the Cinema Italiano Flicks in the can.

Now we can focus on the reviews for the Action Flicks which, in keeping with their fast pace, will be "Lightning Reviews" - as coined by my dear pal "Russell Costner".

This should allow us to get all the Action Flicks reviwed by Friday. Then the 7 Horror Flicks reviews will post by Sunday night.

Then, starting Monday, we will begin next week's Northwest Flick reviews, where we analyze films set in either Seattle or Portland, in honor of the May 14 Seattle Sounders vs. Portland Timbers soccer match.

It's going to be a spectacular game, and we will be close enough to the field to pinch Nate Jacqua's ass.

Can't. Wait.

Have a great Hump Night, folks. Literally and figuratively... > )

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